Top 10 Reasons Why Sarah Palin is the Perfect VP Candidate
10. Raising five kids is a lot like negotiating with Iran, Iraq, Syria, Israel and the Saudis.
9. If elected, there is at least a 50 percent chance she will know what branch of the government she works for.
8. Though governor for only 20 months, one month in Alaska is like a year anywhere else.
7. She doesn't believe human actions caused global warming. God simply hates polar bears.
6. As the former runner-up to Miss Alaska, she'll have a big advantage in the swimsuit competition at the next World Economic Forum.
5. She can still remember how many houses she owns (3).
4. As a supporter of Creationism, she's sure to always be by McCain's side – after all, she's made from his rib.
3. She'll be able to help McCain put on his diappies when he becomes completely incontinent.
2. With a 4-month-old baby she'll already be awake when that 3 am phone call comes and McCain is in an Ambien-induced coma.
... and the number one reason Sarah Palin is a great choice for vice president:
1. As a longtime NRA member, she won't hesitate to shoot anyone in the face.