Hammer Time!

U Can’t Touch Me
(with apologies to MC Hammer and the late Rick James)

They call me The Hammer
and that’s no lie
I beat on their heads until all they cry
I’m known
as the king of this House
they love my beats all the way to K Street
Them Donkeys
Looking for a way
To leave this motherfuckin’ House without DeLay
But soon
I’ll be set free
On a legal tech-ni-cal-it-y

I told you homeboy
U can’t touch me

oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
U can’t touch me
oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
U can’t touch me

Money here, money there
Y’ain’t got no money y’ain’t going nowhere
My green
It’s nice and clean
I run it all through my laundry machine
Indicted? I’m excited
It’s a Republican party and you’re all invited
Reelected?
As expected
I got more laywers than Arnold got pecs

I told my MC Abramoff
You can’t do time just for playing golf

Yo, that’s word. Break it down

oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
U can’t touch me
oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
U can’t touch me

Stop. Hammer Time.

I comandeer a plane
The Democrats complain
They say I’ve gone insane
But then they know I’ve got them gamed
I’ve got absolute authority
To build a permanent majority
Fuck the ethics rules they pass
They all can kiss my ass

U can’t touch me

[ chorus]

Wife and daughter on the payroll
Makes it all so nice
Daddy’s in a coma
Pull the plug and don’t think twice
Everybody moanin’
‘Bout rule of law and justice
They just don’t be knowin'
We’ll keep stealing ‘til they bust us

We’re the GOP – just trust us
U can’t touch me

(He’s a supercrook, supercrook, he’s supercrooked.....)