Dubya the Red State Repub (a song)

There were Harding and Hoover and Coolidge and Lincoln
Garfield and Eisenhower, Reagan and Nixon
But do you recall
The most brain-dead Repub of all?

Dubya the red-state Repub
Had a very tiny brain
And if you tried to find it
You would only search in vain

All of the other Repubs
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Dubya
Join in any Repub gains

Then one foggy Texas eve
Karl Rove came to say
'If you sway the Loonie Right
We can win on election night'

Then all the Repubs loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Dubya the brain-dead Repub
You'll go down in history