Do You Know What I Know? (a song)

(sung to the tune of "Do You Hear What I Hear?")

Said the Scooter boy to the Miller girl
Do you know what I know?
Strictly off the record, Miller girl
Do you know what I know?

A spy, a spy
In the CIA
With a husband on the payroll
With a husband on the payroll

Said the Scooter boy to the Novak scribe
Do you hear what I hear?
Wilson's just a schmoe, Novak scribe
Do you hear what I hear?

The nukes, the nukes
Saddam tried to buy
They were real as far as we knew
They were real as far as we knew

Said the Scooter boy to the jury fair
Believe me when I say this
No one leaked a thing, jury fair
Believe me when I say this

The calls, the calls
About Joe Wilson's wife
I sincerely do not recall
I sincerely do not recall

Said the jury fair to the Scooter boy
Do you see what we see
A lying weasel in a three-piece suit
Do you see what we see?

A jail, a jail
A cellmate twice your size
He will make you his brand new wife
He will make you his brand new wife