The WitList Christmas Special

Merry Xmas folks! Please feel free to sing along.

We Wish You a Merry Fitzmas

We wish you a Merry Fitzmas
We wish you a Merry Fitzmas
We wish you a Merry Fitzmas
And a happy new year

Indictments for Rove
And all of his friends
Indictments for Fitzmas
And a happy new year

Oh bring us a guilty Libby
Oh bring us a guilty Libby
Oh bring us a guilty Libby
And give him five years

Indictments for Rove
And all of his friends
Indictments for Fitzmas
And a happy new year


Stay the Course
(sung to the tune of "Let it Snow")

Oh the war in Iraq is frightful
But the oil is so delightful
So as long as we rule by force
Stay the course, stay the course, stay the course

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And our popularity's dropping
But as long as we rule by force
Stay the course, stay the course, stay the course

When our troops finally withdraw
We'll say "welcome home!" to the corps
And declare Iraq ruled by law
While they have their civil war

The insurgency still is raging
And our lies are badly aging
But as long as we rule by force
Stay the course, stay the course, stay the course


Lobby Wonderland
(sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Cell phones ring
Are ya listenin'?
On K Street
Gold is glistenin'
As we get paid off
By Jack Abramoff
Working in a lobby wonderland

Gone away
Are the blue states
Tom Delay
Will now dictate
As we get paid off
By Jack Abramoff
Working in a lobby wonderland

In the meadow we can build casinos
And pretend that we're an Indian tribe
You'll say "You been paid yet?" and I'll say "Me? No.
But you can the leave the envelope inside."

Later on
at the trial
We'll issue
A denial
That we got paid off
by Jack Abramoff
Working in a lobby wonderland


The President's Song
(sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song")

George Bush roasting on an open fire
Pat Fitz nipping at Karl Rove
Tom Delay being hung at his trial
And Dick, dressed up like for death row

Everybody knows
These turkeys are all guilty now
Of crimes too numerous to say
Spinning lies, outing spies, offering lame alibis
This time they will not get away

We know that history's on our side
They do things even William Buckley can't abide
And every Democrat is going to spy
To see if neocons really know how to cry

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To you, in states both red and blue
Although it's been said many times may ways,
Mr. President: Fuck You.