The Little Bomber Boy (a song)

Report: The US may use planes instead of troops in Iraq -- New Yorker magazine, December 5, 2005.

(sung to the tune of The Little Drummer Boy)

The war has gone to shit, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
I have a cure for it, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
To bring the soldiers home, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
And raise us in the polls, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
Rumsfeld (bomb bomb), Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)

When they explode a device, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
We'll call in an airstrike, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
Some innocents will die, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
But they won't be GIs, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
Rumsfeld (bomb bomb), Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)

We will have peace with honor, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
We'll get it with airpower, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
We'll grind them into dust, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
So we can gain their trust, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
Rumsfeld (bomb bomb), Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)

This is my strategy, said Rumsfeld (bomb bomb)
For total victory