Shocking New Evidence reveals Michelle Bachmann is Batboy
Minnesotan Republican actually mythical half bat/half human creature
By Dan Tynan
Special to The WitList
The WitList has received conclusive evidence that Republican Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (above left), who recently appeared on Fox News and called upon her right-wing followers to start an "orderly revolution" against the Marxist Obama regime, is in fact the elusive creature known as Batboy (right).
Bachmann narrowly won reelection to Minnesota's Sixth District last fall after accusing her Democratic opponents of being anti-American. She was first elected to the House in 2006. Opponents have often accused the controversial Bachmann of being a bit batty, never realizing just how true that was.
Batboy first appeared on the cover of The Weekly World News in June 1992. His whereabouts have been a matter of conjecture for several years, though he did announce an aborted run for the governorship of California in 2003. It is not known whether Batboy underwent gender reassignment surgery before assuming the name Michelle and running for Congress.
Representatives for Bachmann/Batmann declined to comment for this article.
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