Let Us Now Praise Old Jewish Men
This just kills me.
Here’s my favorite part:
NY Times: Scott McClellan, the press secretary to President Bush, called on you and allowed you to ask questions on a nearly daily basis. What, exactly, is your relationship with him?
I was just another guy in the press room. Did I try to curry favor with him? Sure. When he got married, I left a wedding card for him in the press office. People are saying this proves there is some link. But as
Einsteinsaid, "Sometimes a wedding card is just a wedding card.''
NY Times: You mean like "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar''? That wasn't
Einstein. That was Freud.
Freud. O.K. I got my old Jewish men confused.
NY Times: You should learn the difference between them if you want to work in journalism.
Damn straight. God knows we need more male prostitutes in the journalism racket, if only to balance out raging sluts like
So to help
All other Old Jewish Men are pretty much a variation on one of these three, so if you memorize this trio you’re all set. Bet you didn’t realize being a journalist could be so easy.