The Next President and Vice President of the United State of America
Sickened by the McCain Palin lie machine? Tired of earnest-yet-wimpy responses from the Obama campaign? Then ladies and gentilemen, I give you the winning alternative:
Ron Paul + Ru Paul '08
She's tanned, he's rested, they're ready.
He's a libertarian firebrand who'll speak truth to power no matter what the consequences. And he smokes dope!
She's a gender-bending chanteuse with an ass like a locomotive heading south at high speed. And she kills her own food!
Talk about lipstick on a pig!